Sometimes I want to be BFFs with everybody. Then other times I just want to be a hermit and I need a giant shell that I can hide in. But I want to be able to text from this shell. I can be your hermit BFF that texts you a lot.

professorhorror:

I gots new lipstick and my hair done. GLAM THE FUCK OUT FOR NO REASON DAY!

DAMN, GIRL.

THIS IS MY FRIEND. WE ARE BFFFFFS. <3 

geekfitgirl:

My coworker received this email today from a business contact. It’s legitimate and 100% amazing. For added fun, replace “Paris” with “my penis.”

Wow. Just wow. 

geekfitgirl:

My coworker received this email today from a business contact. It’s legitimate and 100% amazing. For added fun, replace “Paris” with “my penis.”

Wow. Just wow. 

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misstotallyawesome:

the new Guardians of the Galaxy still looks amazing

misstotallyawesome:

the new Guardians of the Galaxy still looks amazing

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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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